Once more, the Hollywood Foreign Press Corps has forced us into an emergency situation, and so I am announcing the champions of this 1996 Drive-In Academy Awards one early week. The belated statement this 12 months had been thought to be hampering comfort efforts both in Bosnia while the Golan Heights, as otherwise cooperative events became grumpy while waiting for word from Grapevine.
Henceforth, without further adieu, our category that is first is.
Best Airhead Sex Flick Turnaround, a jungle-sex that is erotic about an unemployed actress whom daydreams about consuming hallucinogenic jungle juice with nekkid Indians and achieving crazy intercourse like they do in paperback novels. She gets her opportunity whenever she actually is chased by masked gunmen to the Costa Rican valley regarding the white-faced, sex-crazed, flesh-worshipping, cuckoo-juice-drinking natives.
Most readily useful Director The runners-up are. Kim Henkel, Return of this Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Jack Perez, America’s Deadliest Residence Movie. Fred Olen Ray, Attack for the 60-Foot Centerfold. Anthony Waller, Mute Witness. Howard Winters, Dead Boyz Cannot Fly. In addition to champion is. George Saunders, Intimate Deception and Street Angels.
Most readily useful Sci-Fi Flick Cyberstalker: fundamental Instinct fulfills Tron in Newt Gingrich’s nightmare that is worst, the tale of a nerdy, geeky cybersurfing femme fatale who really loves her computer a great deal she’s intercourse along with it and becomes half-woman, half-computer, then kills whomever doesn’t always have the correct respect for great computer software.